The Internets taste quite nice...

greywrenn:

memeclassheroes:

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

ocelotrevs:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i stepped in my kitchen late last night and I ain’t had a single snack in the cribo. went back to bed mad disgruntled. felt like oliver twist. like a pre industrial revolution british kid or something

This is why I decided to learn how to bake.

brother i said i missed the bus and you telling me this is why you became an astronaut. where do we go from here?

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goflowolfog:

prettykikimora:

The other day someone said they didn’t know jabba the hut died in the 6th movie and I was like, forgetting the name of the thing he rode around on amd just said he died in a plane crash. Yeah jabba the hut died on 911 he was on one of the planes. Then we started talking like him of course saying shit like “me wanna bunga steel beams”

Originally posted by ultrakillblast

JAAN WEESI CHUBA PENTAGONGO?

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dragongirltitties:

the-heavenly-aphrodite:

We don’t blame them

theyre just so smooth

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thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001:

thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001:

thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001:

a group ov foxes is referred 2 as a Pile, or in thee case ov fennec foxes, a Stack

im a fox I know these things ok

fig. 1

fig. 2

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girldong:

carpentergothic:

girldong:

Boring: they’re all found

Better: the find the submarine empty

Even better: only one person left

Best: completely new person found alone on submarine

It’s D B Cooper

It’s DB Cooper.

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demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

I like that comic Gwen is just a bit of a freak and doesn’t really seem aware of it, it adds flavor

“my suit is made of spiders. I am at all times covered in a layer of spiders. these spiders hide my identity and give me powers. this is cool and fine and not freaky” - thoughts a normal person would have

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utopians:

utopians:

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn’t know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn’t know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror

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levbolton:

These 2 pictures are the same

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anneemay:

02nd:

02nd:

girl what the fuck is this

no, I get it

That’s Dewey from Malcolm in The Middle

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waitineedaname:

waitineedaname:

I simply don’t think that’s true eBooks.com but thank you anyway

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